Tomky

Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.

James Tomkinson

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Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

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worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.

Julie said that guy is a worm.

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patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

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awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.

"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."

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numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

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FtM

Female to Male Transexual/Transgendered person.

"WHOA. That persons an FtM?"
"Yeah, he used to be Katie and now he's James..."

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