L.A. Unicorn

A person that was born AND raised in the City (not the County) of Los Angeles. Rare, special, and mystical like a unicorn.

Them: “Where are you from?”
L.A. Unicorn: “I’m born and raised in L.A.”

Them: “Oh, s***! You’re an L.A. unicorn! I didn’t think anyone was actually “from” L.A. “

Paw Law

If your pet is laying on you, next to you or anywhere that would disturb them if you got up, you are not allowed to. It is the Paw Law.

Dude: “Hey, come here to the kitchen.”

Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”

Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”

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Grump Lump

When you’re grumpy AF and just want to mope.

Dude: “I don’t wanna go. I’m cranky.”

Chick: “Wow, you’re being a Grump Lump.”

Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.

Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.