kalamazoo

Kalamazoo is the most incredible guy on the planet. BUT only the second greatest person :)

For other words describing Kalamazoo please see...
amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)

Kalamazoo is my sexy bizotch!

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buck, verb

To steal

Hey bitch, you bucked my lighter!

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Semo

Semo is a word describing someone who likes chapped stick, listens only to the best bands like Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Underoath, Bleach, Mae, Anberlin, and most other Tooth and Nail artists. You surf, or some other kind of water sport, and have a love for wrist bands, and dressing up like your own favorite band.

Came from a band named Achoowawa. 'Emo' kids say that you can't surf and be emo, and it just happens the lead drums, lead singers, and lead guitarists of Achoowawa do surf, so the 's' was added in front of emo.

If you see someone wearing a plaid shirt, and / or has a fanny pack, and / or has shoes on that don't match but still look really cool, and / or and has a surf board... you'd say "That's so semo"

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homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

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For fucks sake

An exclamation often used when something is profound and makes little/no sense; Close synonym for "what the hell!?"

"For fucks sake Jacob, I can't believe you fucked Tim."

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gribbesh

verb. to physically abuse an animate object with an inaniamte object.

Little Freddy is going to gribbesh his parakeet with a tire iron if it doesn't stop squawking.

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waldo

Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.

-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.

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