dicksgusted

adj. The state of finding a dick repulsive or weird, either in a lesbian or a straight way. Mostly applicable to lesbians.

Jenny; I'm not a lesbian, but I'm dicksgusted. It's so odd!

Sandra; Ikr, it looks like part of a rejected costume from a Star Trek alien.

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tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*