UMIAC

ur mom in a can

U stands for U M stands for Mom I stands for IN A stands for A C stands for CAN

SPMHA

Spank My Hairy Ass. Phrase moaned quickly in a mentally-challenged fashion to confuse people who have no idea what you're talking about. Usually followed by a " omgbb " or " biima " or "chreeeis" or "oh baby oh mama suh" or "sick dude cya". Spoken in Retard language if spoken correctly.

"Hey, what's up?" "Oh my god, big billy!" "Spank my hairy ass"

fattastic

so amazingly annoying that there can be no other explanation other than the above

"hey i was trying to take a nap and our neighbors were being really FATTASTIC again"- so says Melissa

the chief

ted reilly. no matter how many times he denies it, he is the one and only true chief.

wow, ted is in chief denial.

chunk the deuce

later

im leavin yo, chunk deuce.

hard-core

anything out of our league that can be good or bad.

Dood, that girl's pants are too hard-core for us.

neon

a color often worn by runners who like sticking out in a crowd

me: "wow, all of those kolbi over there are wearing neon yellow!"
some1: "I hope they get hit by a car so they'll realize neon doesn't make them more visible, it just bothers people"