Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

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