bricked my box

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.

The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.

alterna-gay

A homosexual male that does not identify with the rest of the gay stereotypes, cliches, clicks, or categories. Usually listens that music that is not house, showtunes, or crap. They also usually don't hang out exclusively in gay bars.

He doesn't like going to clubs and dance shirtless to techno music. He rather listen to a live band, drink, and fuck shit up. He's an alterna-gay.

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404'd

When your significant other won't let you in the back door.

"Hey, did you get some last night?"
"I did, but when I tried to go in back door, my dick got 404'd"

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cudgie

aboriginal word for woman parts

ayo you seen my cudgie

Frothy numbers

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.

"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."