Sludging

The oh-so-lovely process that sometimes occurs in females about 2 weeks after their periods, in which left overs from the previous period leak out. A sludgy, dark-brown discharge leaks from the vagina and frequently stains underwear; making them look suspiciously shit-stained. Though the flow is not as heavy as a regular period, it is still damn annoying.

I had to go out and buy new underwear because they were stained from all the sludging yesterday.

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Pushing

The act of masturbation involving shoving paper towels down your pants, and pushing until ejaculation is achieved. Usually is performed when the user has a small penis, or wishes to masturbate in public without anyone noticing.

"Rob likes to push"

"Did you see Rob pushing the other day?"

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doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

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