Mcdreamy

a guy you think is amazing while all your friends know he's a jack ass

from: "Gray's Anatomy"
-How is Doctor Mcdreamy?
-Actually he's Doctor Mcmarried...

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Chachkes

(From Yiddish)
knickknacks, silly figurines, vases, little tacky stuff you put in the house

I am sure everybody has at least 5 chachkes in their house they can donate to the auction

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Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

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carbnivore

just like a carnivore but for carbs. a carb addict

-cake or steak?
-cake. I am a carbnivore

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hornophobia

when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert

-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.

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dayeynu

(da-yey-nu)

We've had enough, we have enough, we're good...
(From a favorite Hebrew passover song)

if we send out 10,000 surveys and get 50 back-dayeynu.