Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

March 12, 2020

This will go down as one of the strangest days in history, with the coronavirus inevitably “shutting down” the world

“Hey man, remember how weird March 12, 2020 was?”

“Yeah, it was wild! All the major sports shut down and we got out of school early!”

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