snicket

an onomatopoeia, the sound wolverines claws make when they are unsheathed! sweet!

"hey bub, look at my shiny toys..."

*snicket!*

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mr. miagi

v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.

also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.

i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i'm gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.

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scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

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scrota soda

Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.

Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.

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thwipt

an onomatopoeia, the sound that spider-mans webs make when they spit from his wrist cartridges. werd!

uhh, how else to explain other than...

"thwipt!"

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no-girlfriend hair

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.

ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.

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boobgina

another term for tits and ass, or t&a. used primarily by men describing what their goal is when they go out for a night on the town.

dude, what would be really sweet is if tonight i hooked up with some hot chick and copped some boobgina.

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