toxic straighulinity

it’s like toxic masculinity but for straight people!

alyssa: sorry about making that joke that we’re gay earlier
katie: it’s cool, i don’t have that toxic straighulinity 😩

October 23

Slap your shortest best friend day.

Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.

Friend 1: come here
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*