dirty milkshake

when you shit in a cup put milk and sugar in it and put it on your dick and have your partner lick it off.

i gave my partner a dirty milkshake and she beat the shit out of me.

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javalick

when you stick your toung all the way in a your partners butt while pulling out her pubic hairs.

the other day my girls friend was drunk and i gave her a javalick!