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vagina of the internet

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.

Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)

by kyle 230 June 15, 2010


Facebook

Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.

Facebook turning into MySpace every day.

by kyle 230 August 16, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


fl studio

Pretty decent music production software and it is pretty much at affordable price, so you can buy more crap. It does have some decent stuff that pro tools don't even have. Pro Tools doesn't have a beatmaker thing, you have do this by hand and the beats are hot. And pro tools doesn't have as many cool VSTs as this FL Studio. Pro Tools is generally for pop music production and is used by the major labels. It is great for recording your own band, but generally leave this for the pros. If you want even pro tools to run, you need to buy a bunch of overpriced expensive shit such as the Mbox or a Digidesign mixer, no just anything. FL Studio, just buy a cheap Wal Mart keyboard, get a USB port, pay $100 for FL Studio at Best Buy or your local music studio, and download a few VSTs and you are ready to roll.

And FL Studio is really for people that want to make hip-hop, R&B, pop, dance, rock...anything. It is way better than Pro Tools and is cheaper.

FL Studio is the real Pro Tools

by kyle 230 May 11, 2010

141πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


jeff dunham show

A skit comedy variety show that features the ventrilogists and makes fun of American society and pop culture. Usually uses the "about right" humor and make fun of stuff such as gays, old people, rap music, gangstas, dumb redneck, and other subcultures. Pretty fun shit and usually has a lot of sexual slurs...which comedy show doesn't have on these day

You are watching the Jeff Dunham Show...
Achmed...I'll Kill You!!

by kyle 230 November 27, 2009

2πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


G4TV

A TV channel for high school and college loners that like to get their battery charged with a little softcore porn and maybe some random anime thing or Ninja Warrior. The kid usually grows up to be an IT professional or video game designer, or works at McDonalds and goes on MySpace to get money by taking surveys. They are usually about 30 til they get married and never have kids.

Bob: I can't get Playboy TV
Bill: Check out G4TV...basically it has the same stuff

by kyle 230 August 9, 2009

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Foximation

These animated cartoons that come on Fox every Sunday night unless there is a football game or the World Series or something that share the same plot. Usually about some dysfunctional family with a drunken risk taker dad, a stuck with the problems sane housewife mom, a bratty deliquent kid, an overachiever nerdy kid, and some type of smartass talking pet. Includes shows like Family Guy, American Dad, and of course, the start of it all, The Simpsons.

Family Guy is true Foximation.

by kyle 230 February 1, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Top 40

Music that conforming high school preppy girls like. Current 2009 top 40 is usually made up of silly school dance type songs, wannabe emo like Fall Out Boy and Panic and the Disco, bland Nickelback and Buckcherry type rock, some ringtone rap like Soulja Boy and R&B that obsesses on the word "shawty".

Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.

Fuck this conforming top 40 type shit...I rather listen to some real talent like Jay-Z.

by kyle 230 July 27, 2009

134πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž