TBS

Acronym for too busy shitting. When your ass turns into a fire hose and you’re too busy painting the toilet bowl to care about anything else. This isn’t just a quick trip—it’s an ass-blasting masterpiece that leaves you questioning every life choice that brought you here. Use this as the ultimate excuse when you’re too busy destroying the porcelain throne to deal with people.

Yo, why didn’t you text me back last night?”
“Man, I was TBS—felt like my insides were auditioning for The Exorcist.”