Coronasaurus

A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.

*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."

the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

Gooked up

Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.

Jamal: “I’m all gooked up, I’m going to snort this one with my left nostril.”

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Ricky Special

A bowl layered with Entourage Cigar tobacco and keef.
Typically done when one is completely out of weed.

Carth: I’m trying to smoke, breh.
Crab: I don’t have any real bud, but I can scrape some keef from my grinder and make a Ricky Special.