ok guy

A derogatory term used when texting an ex or a player type male member of society. Used as a response to something that pisses you off to demean the guy and his guyness.

“I hate chocolate, chocolate is for losers.”

“Yeah ok guy.”

“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”

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gfyd

Go Fuck Your Dog- used in chat rooms. Use it when someone is annoying you and you want them to go away.

Shut up, dude gfyd.
or
gfyd now please

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Living my best life

No one really knows, since “best life” is such a broad term. Generally used when having fun or relaxing. Makes depressed people cry because they are also living their best life and it sucks.

Just living my best life relaxing by this lake.

I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.

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Weird chicken

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken