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In prison.
If you get caught with those guns, it's 10 years inside straight away.
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The act of slapping someone's face with a chapati.
This is usually done as an act of aggression, malice, or as part of a feud.
Did you hear about Rickesh? He gave Ramjit a chapati slap because he stole his curry the other day.
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A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.
"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"
A metal ball bearing added to a paintball pot in a game of paintball, the stated reason usually being "to make things interesting". Ball bearings will usually "go in you", depending on the bearing and the gun.
"They're lucky they didn't get hit by the golden snitch"
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