Reed College

A sanctum sanctorum of overprivileged children who love to talk about how intellectual and hard-working they are because that’s the only pitiable thing they can feel good about themselves. Its professors are mediocre, the most of whom hide behind a defense screen of taciturn professionalism. The city of Portland where it's at also suffers from a racism is deep but repressed and thus passive-aggressive in expression. Reed is also an off-leash area for sad dog-walkers who yearn for that plastic human connection of someone patting their dog and telling them how cute they are.

"Doesn't he know that Reed College is one of the most progressive colleges in the US? That's why we talk about a communist revolution but turn up our noses and call the CSO we so much hate when a homeless dares come wondering onto our campus."

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Brawl Stars

A player-versus-bot game where you occasionally see an epic gamer going on an epic rage, made by the most caring developers of the world who really understand balance and who would never overwhelm you with new brawlers new upgrades new everything just to get you to spend gems, while giving away whatever you spent money on for free in a sort of inflation, totally not trying to look ftp-friendly af.

Also knows as Lag Stars.

Don't forget to push the new chromatic brawler on Brawl Stars before they nerf it.