rail

n. A long, thin metal strip that you slide along whilst wearing a snowboard. Often tarnished with the blood of unlucky riders.

Fuckin' shit man, did you see that breh mash his head up on the rail or wha

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fuckzoid

n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.

Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid

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gadoid

Cod-like

My cousin has fat cheeks. Man, he is gadoid filth

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road rash

The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.

I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.

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JetBlue

A low-cost airline started recently to take your money in exchange for DVT and cramp.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.

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snowburn

Red marks, blistering and bloody scratches that appear on your arm/hip/shoulder/chest after you eat shit after stacking it on a jump in the snowboard park. For best results wear a short-sleeved shirt whilst riding.

I just bailed out of a cab-360 and smashed onto the knuckle of that tabletop. Now I have fucking snowburn.

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up the yin yang

v. To have anal sex

Barry took Kevin up the yin yang yesterday night, all the screaming kept me awake

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