Inflammation of the anus.
I got a bad case of analitis.
I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.
Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?
Tony: Yes.
Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.
Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
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Look at the cootnanner on her.
Wouldn't mind a sample of that cootnanner.
Bob: Last night at the bar was a blast!
Nick: You bet your ass it was.
Bob: I took that girl I was talking to by the restrooms home!
Nick: did you get the cootnanner?
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