system of a down

Why does everyone say SOAD is loaded with Tattoos and piercings? I don't think any of them has a visible piercing or tattoo. The only strange thing about their appearance is the beards. Yeah, they have some really weird looking beards. Often their songs reflect this weirdness. But it's good weirdness; it sounds cool, it's catchy and it makes you think. System IS different, I could always tell if a song was by system on the radio (even before I started listening to them) thanks to Serj's crazy Armenian voice. Some people refuse to acknowledge their talent because they're stuck in the days of Slayer and Black Sabbath (who are good... but their time is over), but I think SOAD is truly one of a kind.

System of a Down's style might not be right up you alley, but you can't deny that they're unique.

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Menard

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!

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screwdriver

Alcoholic beverage made by mixing vodka and orange juice that should never, ever be made with Sunny Delight.

"Man this Sunny-D screwdriver tastes like shit!"

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hove

another name for jay-z

jay-z = hove

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yogurt

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!

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solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

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Buhbye

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Uhhhhhh Buhbye!

See Above.

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