Little Debbie Downer

When someone says something awesome about Little Debbie snacks, and then someone says something negative about that same snack.

Guy 1: Holy crap, these Little Debbie cakes are orgasmic!
Guy 2: Dude, those totally suck
Guy 3: Why do you always have to be such a Little Debbie Downer?
Guy 1: This is why no one likes you

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Pimpgasmic

when an object or person is so attractive it is guaranteed to attract hoes, also known as "bitches"

Ray: Hey, man nice shoes.
Tom: Thanks man.
Girl walks by and looks at shoes: Hey sexy.
Ray: Damn man, those kicks are pretty pimpgasmic.

pandelerious

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there

Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious