dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"