Reverse Birth

A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.

"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."

"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."

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