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Gravity

when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.

me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity

what comes after that is embarrassment

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021


Homework

something that sane people don’t do

teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming

by lady a la gaga May 4, 2021


May

it’s the fifth month of the year not a stuck-up persons name

random: I love may
May: huh?! i love you too
random: i meant the month not you

by lady a la gaga May 4, 2021


Bitches

something you will NEVER have

person: OH god look at Tyler, he surely gets no bitches

by lady a la gaga February 6, 2022


Achilles Heel

In greek Legend Achilles was a famous and brave warrior who fought at The Battle of Troy, He was ultimately killed by an arrow to the heel. When Achilles was young his goddess mother dipped him in the River Styx which made him almost immortal, he was held the heel and hence that part of his body didn't touch the river. Hence his heel was his weakest part and ultimately caused his downfall. This is an idiom used to describe a hidden weakness or fault in somebody which may be used to harm them.

English Teacher: Hamlet's tragic flaw or Achilles Heel was procrastination.

by lady a la gaga February 6, 2022