irish

Policy or an action that is silly.
"That's so fucking irish" mainly used by scots or english who are a bit racist.
In the same league as my mum giving my brother the nickname "O'Reily" because he's a bit thick. Coming from the traditional joke format, "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman..." where the irishman is the butt of the joke.

"We're building a bridge, but we don't have any river to build it over, so its been cancelled and we're not going into work any more." Dylan Moran giving an example of irish news.

gag hag

a groupie for comedians. A fan of comedy who tries to sleep with the comic after a gig because they want to fuck the stage persona they just saw. Will often sleep with many comedians during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Also a comedian who does stand-up just to increase his chances of getting laid, especially if they are very ugly and/or fat.

She's slept with everyone on the bill, and she's got her eye on the compere tonight. She's such a gag hag!

bedded

Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.

"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."