Excuser-User

That person who has an excuse for anything and everything. No matter what the responsibility needing to be done was, or how easily it could have been done, the Excuser-User will not complete this task. They will simply supply you with some bull-crap excuse for not doing it.

person 1: Hey did you finish that paper?
person 2: Nah, I was too busy.
person 1: You had ten hours to do it last night!
person 2: Well yea, but I went bowling with my friends and then took my dog for a walk and when I got back, CNN was on...
person 1: God, you're such an excuser-user.

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