skypejob

getting a virtual handjob from someone over a skype call

Person 1: YO! did you hear Jason got a skypejob from Joan last night?
Person 2: No Way! Awesome Sauce!

doot

another way to say "dude", also a way to say "no way"

doot, no shot you just said that

guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion

Look at that guy job over there

cookrot

When your brain has rotted so much that you're cooked

Yo, we're cookrot maxxing right now