petah

1- A way to say "peter griffin", usually in a comical sense.

Lois Griffin: "hello petah"
Peter Griffin: "Lois, Im tired, i feel the weight of 20 seasons of nonsense in my shoulders, the eternal glimpse at the un-human horrors in my mind being written by the hands of the all seeing gods in the infinite sky above Quahog terrifies my soul and existence in this two dimensional plane, the bodies falling to the ground melting away like it was nothing but always so near to not existing at all, There is something up there in the sky. It controls us like we are their puppets, This is only a moment in the blissful red hell that is the death of all of us. We dont have time. We dont have time to breathe. In the count of 3, I will be gone. 2. 1."

Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"

Peter Griffin: "hi lois"

* No one will rembember this.

colon three

colon three = :3

"colon three"
":3"