struggleship

Hardships and struggles, even easy stuff and yeah.
(imagine it being a big ship full of passengers feeling *possibly* resentment.)

Therapist: you've been through a lot, Michael.
Daniel: my name's not Michael!
Therapist: seems like I need a therapist myself.
Daniel: yeah you do, going through all of this stuff like a struggleship!
Therapist: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

as if that's an actual word

Something someone says when you tell them a made up word maybe made up by you or someone else

You: hi
Someone: go away
You: shush you lakalakaboomboom
Someone: as if that's an actual word

babay

A human who hasn't quite got "the talk" yet.

Adult: have you heard about the birds and the bees?
Babay: no I'm just a babay.

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Sheesh niche

A job/function that one can possess that will most likely lead you to say "sheesh, what a niche you have"

"I eat burgers for a living", the professional burger eater said.

"Wow! What a sheesh niche.", the Grammar Warrior replied.

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why do ppl hate me

When u search up a definition of ur name on urban dictionary and then u scroll down of ppl making fun of ur name (happened to me)

Some noob: *typing his name*
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do

too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

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Sadness

Some stuff some people muahaha about.

Anger: *exists*
Dumper: we're over this relationship, by the way!
Sadness: I'm about to destroy this man's career.

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