Shakespeare

A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians

"what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"

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kid

Something I never want to have...

Wife: "Let's have a kid!"

Husband: "Hell no! Let's just have sex!"

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sneezing

another word for stealing.

"Let's go to the mall and sneeze!"

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Ville Valo

sexiest man alive, and lead singer of love metal band HIM. no other man can look that HOTT in eyeliner! Ville Valo... mmmmmmmm sExY!!!

baby, join me in bed

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Las Vegas

Kick ass TV show on NBC.

Danny is sooooooo hot!!!!!!!!mmmmmmm

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F.B.I

Federal bureau of investigation: basically people of strong power who like to screw this country over and all the people in it, in coralation with the president (a.k.a. george bush)

"hey look, its some dude from the F.B.I!"

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misanthropy

the best way to think about people, you should all base your life off this, it'll be a much happier place, trust me.

"lets all go be misanthropic towards our fellow humans since their all shitmonkeys that need a life. those damn cow f*ckers"

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