Shakespeare

A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians

"what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"

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misanthropy

the best way to think about people, you should all base your life off this, it'll be a much happier place, trust me.

"lets all go be misanthropic towards our fellow humans since their all shitmonkeys that need a life. those damn cow f*ckers"

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goth-wannabe

Goth Wannabe usually a person that wears black and claims to be different but actually is some retard with paint on there face they claim to be "Goth" and say "I hate preps" they can be spotted listening to Slipknot or Manson but all they will be is either posers or metalheads also most complain about life and can be a bitch at times

Im so depressed woe is me anyone got drugs? IM GOTH

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dwarf

A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.

Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!

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sneezing

another word for stealing.

"Let's go to the mall and sneeze!"

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kid

Something I never want to have...

Wife: "Let's have a kid!"

Husband: "Hell no! Let's just have sex!"

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F.B.I

Federal bureau of investigation: basically people of strong power who like to screw this country over and all the people in it, in coralation with the president (a.k.a. george bush)

"hey look, its some dude from the F.B.I!"

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