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When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.
Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.
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talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.
Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.
Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.
Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.
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a man who moans nonstop during sex.
Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.
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A nickname for San Francisco that acknowledges the sexy, saucy, wild, sultry, permissive, sensuous, promiscuous nature of the city.
Fred: How was your vacation?
Lance: I left my cock in San Franfrisky!
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An intelligent man who nonetheless always thinking with his penis. A sleazy man with a high IQ.
He's worthless. He's just an intellidick.
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the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.
I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.
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