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the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.
I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.
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An intelligent man who nonetheless always thinking with his penis. A sleazy man with a high IQ.
He's worthless. He's just an intellidick.
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forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.
I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!
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Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.
Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.
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a woman who moans nonstop during sex.
Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.
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the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.
Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.