rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

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urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

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40wanks

a nap with a self-delivered happy ending. Alternative spellings: 40 wanks, forty wanks.

He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40wanks. masturbate masturbation nap sleep doze catnap siesta 40 winks

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butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

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confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

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angster

an angst-filled person of any age, but especially a teenager.

Mary has three kids -- a toddler, a fifth-grader and an angster.

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