C Hops

A C Hops is a unique creature who can be identified in his natural habitat wearing jean shorts and excessive amounts of flannel. It holds a natural, undying love for the sheep species. Though it uses its cell phone frequently, the texts may be hard to understand and resemble that of a caveman. When out with friends, it may take on a paparazzi role. Also, it has an unhealthy attachment to air mattresses.

-"This kid tagged me in 84 photos and commented on ALL of them. He's totally C Hops-ing me!"
-"Thirty sheep went missing last night. Our main suspect is C Hops."

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