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adj. Looking good, cool
Used to mean 'what's happening'.
New Meaning: Man those shoes n' shirt look poppin.
Old Meaning: Yo, what's poppin?
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A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.
I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.
If something is "to diarrhea for", it is so good, it's worth the later stomach trouble. (derivative of "to die for")
Guy 1: "Hey man, that Doritos Locos Tacos looks awesome!"
Guy 2: "Dude, is it worth it?"
Guy 1: "Man, it's totally to diarrhea for.
A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.
Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.
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The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.