Rocket Trail

After your small dog pees and you pick him up, it’s the trail of urine from his “Peter” hair let on your arm

Omg! I took my dog outside, picked him up, and he left a rocket trail!

Can’t we trim his “Peter” hairs? He keeps leaving rocket trails on my pillow!

Fart Fest Steamroller

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?