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When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination youâve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
When you fart under the very decadent 1000 thread count sheets in a Westin Heavenly bed to âDutch ovenâ your bed buddy.
We stayed in a Westin last night and after a copious amount of late night room service I gave her a Le Creuset.
When you put tiger balm on your testicles and fuck your girl doggy style.
Dude, I went tiger balling last night with LAnae