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When you fart under the very decadent 1000 thread count sheets in a Westin Heavenly bed to âDutch ovenâ your bed buddy.
We stayed in a Westin last night and after a copious amount of late night room service I gave her a Le Creuset.
When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination youâve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
When you put tiger balm on your testicles and fuck your girl doggy style.
Dude, I went tiger balling last night with LAnae