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Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer December 21, 2017

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