SDD

Software design and development

New subject available for schools in sydney, unfortunatley lots of cases of really crap teachers who don't know visual basic, leaving the very small majority who can use a computer prior to learn them selves

Teacher: OK class today! im going to teach you that you are supposed ot use IF,THEN,ELSE,ENDIF statement 4 times in one psuedoprogram!

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bro explosion

The special K.O. attack nerds use at a school to defeat the super bro

IT can occur while launching masses of equations, chemistry information, physics momentum theorys etc...

leb: WTF you little nerd ill smash ya
nerd: 3x-4-5034=54-5=/5-43=4-4_^7434-3-4=
leb: OMG BRO MY BRAIN
*bro explosion*
nerd: victory!

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guy sebastian

His voice can turn into a 12 white year old girl, then into a 30 year old black man in a matter of seconds, Talented bastard

Also resembles gary coleman

Holy shit is that gary coleman?

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bro stare

A common ultra bro attack, it is when a stare is given, usually lasts for several seconds, if the person who is being stared out lacks intelligence and/or maths equations, they suddenly explode, 4 unit students can reflect it by holding up a cross made of 4 unit maths equations

*ultra bro stare*
*general maths student explodes*
*4 unit maths students deflects attack*
*bro explosion*

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wallah

the old term given in the mid 90s to lebs

aussie: look at those wallahs!
leb: WHAT! *bash up aussie*

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greece

Lovely country with great beaches, ladies and of course the occasional alcohol beverage.

Becoming well known to be greatest inventors of all time with inventions such as democracy, maths, science, medicine and other amazing things

racist australian: omg wogs are crap go back to your own country
largo: omg please name your ancestors!
racist australian: oh it goes back to bill who shot people, ted who stole things and good ol' granny who gunned down the police officer for no reason
largo: oh how intruiging, what have your people actually invented
racist australian: how a great land can be given to criminals and turn out shit
largo: i see ....

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religion and politics

the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit

Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*

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