diyer

Someone who avidly practices the art of diy.
Pronounced: Dee-eye-why-er

My Dad built this treehouse; he's such a diyer.

bucko

A generic nickname used when reffering either to a friend or a jerk, depending on the context and the tone of voice. Often times is also used when acting like a pirate in a clever or mocking manner.

You better watch it bucko!

Hey bucko, where you been?

Arr me bucko i've got meself some fine booty.

flassing

1. To floss inbetween buttcheeks with a variety of different things.
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)

Robin enjoys flassing his mother with a gazebo.
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!

artwank

A genre of music, usually experimental sounding. The performers are called artwankers. Only pretencious elitists enjoy listening to artwank.

My favourite styles of music are experimental and artwank.