geek reckoning

1. An informal but widely acknowledged punitive action taken by disappointed fans of a TV show or motion picture series that has, after great anticipation, angered or otherwise failed expectations. This typically takes the form of a boycott of subsequent episodes or installments.

2. The economic or critical fallout resulting from same.

I'm glad "Clone Wars" died, it's time Lucas felt the geek reckoning after those three crappy prequels.

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

68👍 5👎

schmuck walk

Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.

"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."

"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."

2👍 2👎

zoosh

to wash

C'mon over and help me zoosh the dog, will you?

Hurry up with the washer, I've got to zoosh my undies.

8👍 20👎

hard on the Beaver

to engage in vaginal intercourse in a agressive or rough way, especially in a male-superior position.

ETMY: After "Leave It To Beaver", an American TV comedy (1957 - 1963), in which the Cleaver family patriarch was often advised by his wife to "not be too hard on (our son) the Beaver".

Baby, when I get you in the sack tonight I'm gonna be a little hard on the beaver, if you know what I mean!

13👍 2👎

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

4👍 2👎