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The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.
Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.
2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.
3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
Describes the mentality that some teens have in terms of receiving whatever they desire effortlessly. This is commonly found among spoiled children, teen sloths, and unmotivated, bitchy people.
Important to note that while not having to lift a finger, many with this mentality will complain, try win-lose bargaining, or self-pity to obtain what they desire.
Parents/guardians often fall in these forms of conflicts. If not dealt with early, this mentality will remain with the individual for many years.
1.) Pat is irresponsible, bad in school, and an overall ass, but his parents get him whatever because he complains like a little bitch, i.e. a "do nothin', get everythin" tactic.
2.) Marina gets whatever she wants, but if she is rejected something that she clearly has not earned, she'll promise to do chores. Because of her "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality, she does not fulfill that promise down the line.
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A Dark Magician I'd Like to F**k.
A term used in LittleKuriboh's Yugioh Abridged Episode 49 when Crump referred to the Dark Magician Girl as a DMILF.
Téa: I summon the Dark Magician Girl!
Crump: Now that's what I call a DMILF.
Téa: DMILF?
Crump: A dark magician I'd like to fu-.
Téa: Eww, gross. What is wrong with you?
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Pretty self-explanatory, an adolescent that does not contribute to any aspect of life (others' lives or even their own) and waste otherwise productive hours with meaningless hobbies or tasks.
Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
1.) Greg is such a teen sloth. I heard he slept for 18 hours straight because he spent the last 5 days texting until 3 am.
2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
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Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
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A conflictingly, unproven belief that all of life's problems/obstacles can all be conquered/averted by simply believing in friendship, or the belief in others close to a particular individual or group of friends. A popular theme in both the official Yu-Gi-Oh franchise and the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh.
Téa Gardner, who appears in both the franchise and abridge series, is a strong advocate of this belief (though exaggerated far more in the abridged series).
Example1:
Téa: Nothing can destroy friendship. It's the most powerful force in the universe. It's even stronger than Chuck Norris!
Joey: Blasphemy!
Example1:
Téa: Screw medical science. I'm talking about friendship.
Doctor: I beg your pardon?
Téa: Friendship is the only cure for a lighting bolt to the head.
Yami: That's right. Joey was struck by lighting and with the power of friendship, he's okay.
Joey: Yep, my brain be thinking good and stuff.
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