Kemp

A prolapsing hemorrhoid that blocks a bowel movement.

I’m so backed up. Every morning I just end up Kemping. At this point, I’m worried about sepsis.

Trump

Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.

Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets

I was in a hurry in the John. I ended up taking a Trump. I can barely zip my fly.

NBA only

NBA only means that a girl will only date aguy that has a high profile status such as a NBA player , or in that same class.

Billy asked me to go out on a date with him and I said "Sorry NBA only".

Im tired of dating these local guys I'm getiing on the NBA only plan.