NBA only means that a girl will only date aguy that has a high profile status such as a NBA player , or in that same class.
Billy asked me to go out on a date with him and I said "Sorry NBA only".
Im tired of dating these local guys I'm getiing on the NBA only plan.
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Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.
Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets
I was in a hurry in the John. I ended up taking a Trump. I can barely zip my fly.
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A prolapsing hemorrhoid that blocks a bowel movement.
Iรขยยm so backed up. Every morning I just end up Kemping. At this point, Iรขยยm worried about sepsis.
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