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For people who have Snapchat but don't have lives.
If you send a picture to someone everyday and they do the same, you'll get a streak. And as long as you keep taking some picture a day and send it to them and they keep doing the same, the days will keep going up... but if one of you doesn't send one within 24 hours of your last picture sent... you lose the streak.
Like I said... for people who don't have lives and probably the reason why Snapchat's still somewhat relevant.
Jenny: Chad why you make us lose our streak?
Jake: I don't know maybe because I have a life and don't got time to take a picture of the floor every 24 hours. I lost all of my streaks.
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A disgrace to the internet who copies Google's results and say they "improved"
Well whoopty damn doo Bing.
Also, "Just Google it" sounds a lot better then "Just bing it" It don't work like that
Person 1: Bing is more ignored then MySpace dude!
Person 2: I'm just sitting here for Bing fanboys to spam that dislike button *grabs popcorn*
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A nickname that some people use for Samsung shouldn't even exist. Please stop calling Samsung "Sammy."
Guy 1: Look at this new phone I got!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! That's the new Sammy S9+
Guy 1: What did you just say?
Not many people knew him, but he was a good dude with a great heart. He died the 15th of November in 2017 in a tragedy of overdose on a tour bus. There's mixed news that a fan killed him from Xanax bars, but no one knows for sure.
Lil Peep was a up and coming emo rapper, which is sad to see that he's passed away after growing his fan base. You'll never be forgotten.
Also, according to the news, Lil Uzi Vert has given up drugs because of Lil Peep's death. Now that's powerful and goes to show how much of an impact this made on people. #RestInPeep
Guy 1: What is this news that I keep hearing about of some rapper dead?
Guy 2: It's this new and young guy, Lil Peep. He died recently.
Guy 1: Sad. That's what drugs can do to you.
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Can be used as a question or a statement. Instead of "is this for me?" or "is that mine?", people word it as "this me?" as a form to sound cooler. Can also be used as "this me" to describe something that's theirs, or "that's me?" to ask if something if theirs.
Culver's employee: *scoots bag towards customers*
You: "this me?"
Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack
"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"
Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?
Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.
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