Rolfesaurus

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.

That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.

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Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

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Rolfed

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

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