Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

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Outta Town Girl

A chick who lives in a small town and has been with so many of the guys, she has to find a guy from out of town If she wants to marry.

Were Betty and Tony high school sweethearts ?
Oh...no... Betty met him after college... in another state... she's an outta town girl. Only way she'll get a permanent guy is if he .....is from OUTTA TOWN