driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
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zoomy

Spacey; out-of-it; removed from one's surroundings.

"Ugh, that Vicodin made me really zoomy."

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puppy love

Infatuation; a crush

Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.

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hulking

an intensifier meaning "big(ger)"

Get that hulking great yob out of my yard!

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cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

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field

To handle or take care of

The lawyer fielded the press's questions skillfully, giving away no more information than he wanted to.

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diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

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