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Being so scared on a fairground ride that one does a small collection of poos in ones pants.
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
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The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you canât breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself
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To put a stop to an over-sexed suitorsâ wandering hands
The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops