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Steven

A one of a kind individual, of that you can be sure. Steven is a charming fellow who firmly believes that taxation is theft, babies are a drag, and coffee is just undesirable hot bean water. One look at Steven, and you will wonder why you ever looked at anything else. Someone who is sure to capture your attention, floor you by coming in clutch with a Mel Brooks reference at just the right time, and who could probably snap you clean in two with his strong and powerful guns. Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em. Any woman would be lucky to travel the world, laugh and smile, practice winking, or spend sweet sweet time close to a Steven. He is an irreplaceable someone you will simply never forget.

"When Steven first touched my leg, a chill ran down my spine. Boy, is he something."

"I am serious, and don't call me Steven."

"Steven and Lav, sitting in a tree."
"Steven and Hugh R. Makinmegay went to the gym together. Well, not *together* - that would be gay. Just at the same time."

by lavvyboots January 6, 2020

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